Kevin the Closet Coward

He’s Kevin the closet coward.
He thinks men should never be afraid.
He’s brazen and bold and ensures growing old
By carrying his gun and his blade.

He quotes John Wayne, chapter and verse.
He walks like he’s riding a horse.
And problems, he’s assured, can always be cured
By direct application of force.


He’s seen all the Clint Eastwood films.
He thinks Clint’s a man among men.
And crime would be ended, as the good lord intended,
If they’d just bring back hanging, again.


He thinks that a good woman can
Be almost as smart as a man.
But if a woman’s superior, he can’t get too near her,
Or his ego goes limp in his hand.



John B. Payne, Attorney
Garrison LawHouse, PC
Dearborn, Michigan 313.563.4900
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 800.220.7200
©2012 John B. Payne, Attorney

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